Our contributions are at the end. Enjoy!
The Washington Post's Style Invitational asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners.
Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
A degenerate disease.
It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
All talk and no action.
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Knowing what its like to be milked. (Al)
The chase being far greater than the catch. (Dan)
An interface by Stephen King. (Dan)
The rapture? :) (Dan)
Prefers new bikes. (Dan)
Appealing to the choir. (Dan)
NEW WORD ORDER
Tanks god four spelling checker. (Dan)
A toy for a sourpuss (Errol)
Acclaimed lesbian female singer. (Dan)
The swirls of pretty iridescent colors on cheap cold cuts. (Errol)
After necessarily halting then starting a PC, you realize that Windows still is shit. (Al)
Explains why delivery pepole in New York only have 3 dollars on them..... (Al)
Watching the plane you just missed fly away. (Al)
programs which run on any machine that speaks jive. (Ken)
thought indifference (Dan)
whining for a very long time. (Al)
When you can't distinguish your suburban tract house from any other in the neighborhood. (Dan)
Hierarchical nonsense. (Dan)
Breaking more important rules first. (synonym: bureaucracy) (Dan)
Not caring about the victims of gangsta rap. (Dan)
The thing your dive buddy has in their mouth when you run out of air. (Al)