Alive and well, and living in Tokyo ...

Reports from Essien Leroy, Our Man in Tokyo ...
July / August 2000

Day One in Tokyo

Alive and well
and living in Tokyo


Climbing Mount Fuji
or How to kill a weekend

Of crime and Punishment

Tales of Two Cities

Japanese Inventions

Keeping up with the Jones

Essien's Reaction to the Web Site

Out of Body Experience

It all depends

The Girls of Summer

An old Chinese saying


Tokyo is hotter then July in Hell's kitchen. The humidity is not to be believed, it's not a dry heat as Midwesterners like to point out. Lovin this city though. They sent me here because the level of sarcasm in the Tokyo office needed a boost, and to let them know that Domestic Support in NY rules. It seems there might have been doubt, it's my job to squash all opposition, that done I'm to set up a puppet management team under John Modica's rule.

I would cancel all big events especially if free alcohol is present, unless you want to tempt fate as John did. Look what happened to him, sad really. Accidental you may say. I don't think so! Beware of large parties and gatherings in Essien's absence! Check with your local clergy or Dan Stocker.

Alive and well and living in Tokyo Essien

-----Original Message----- From: Leroy, Essien Sent: Wednesday, August 02, 2000 7:43 PM Subject: RE: DIRECTIONS FOR THE PARTY.

It's an omen, never have a party with Essien out of town. Some have to learn the hard way. Have to say I told you so.

Essien Alive and well and living in Tokyo.

-----Original Message----- From: Niceforo, Pete Sent: Thursday, August 03, 2000 12:22 AM Subject: RE: DIRECTIONS FOR THE PARTY.


As per John, he is very very sorry but due to the weather condition the Party is canceled for this weekend .