Dan or Justy

To Do List: (sample)

1. Get the hell out of this sweltering oven of a van.
2. Find shade. Quickly.
3. Drink water.
4. Eat cold liquid breakfast.
5. Argue with each other if the other so much as says one freaking word ...
6. Pour rest of water on head. See item just above ...
7. Carefully plan day to include maximum shade and cold liquids.
8. Ice cream too.
9. Don't forget the ice cream ...
10. I swear to god, if you forget the ice cream ...
11. Use internet b/c the establishment is air-conditioned.
12. Observe natural wonder of the world.
13. Retreat to shade.
14. Find place to park for the night, near public bathrooms.
15. Justine cooks scrumptious meal using almost no ingredients.
16. Dan whines about cleaning dishes.
17. Justine knocks Dan clean out with the heaviest pot we have.
18. Try to sleep while sweat pours off body and threatens to drown you.
19. Drunk people wander by and loudly proclaim the van to be "awesome".
20. Blessed unconsciousness arrives.
21. Dream about a sauna ...
22. Slow realization you are being cooked alive ...
23. See a light, you want to go into it ...
24. but you don't b/c it's the sun, your immortal enemy!
25. It is between 7 and 7:30 am.
26. Repeat.